Dodec Man, Spandex, Girdles, Dance Belts and Peeing.

Dodec Man is seen here harmlessly leaning up against the park fence. But actually, there's something else going on.

As many have now deduced;

1.) It is impossible to go to the toilet once the suit is on Dodec Man.
2.) The events usually involve being "locked up" in the suit from 10am to 2pm.
3.) On hot days, lots of water drinking is required to keep from dehydration in the hot suit in the sun.

The solution to this is simple - the suit is Dodec Man's portable toilet, not entirely unlike wetsuit wearers on the beach.

It's not as yuk as it sounds. In fact it has absolutely no effect on the suit, nor any effect on Dodec Man - apart from having to get over the
initial strangeness of freely peeing yourself in public, stared at by many, very few of which could have any idea what is going on.

Dodec Man usually begins peeing the suit soon after putting it on and regularly lets flows rip into it whenever a relaxing, standing still moment
comes along, so as to avoid that sudden "I have to go" feeling that comes about when you're drinking alot of water. The pee that comes out
is almost 99% water anyway. It soaks the dance belt, waist and legs of the suit, sometimes manifesting itself as a slightly "wetter than usual"
backside. It rarely drips. It is warm initially but then acts to cool Dodec Man down in a slight breeze.

When the parade begins Dodec Man usually and regularly pours volumous bottles of water down the neck of the suit to keep cool - thus helping
to wash the pee out the legs.

Of course this is an action unique to Dodec Man - and not seen on my other Lycra creations (naturally, as peeing in any of the natural Lycra suits creates a very visible and publically disturbing wet patch in just the wrong location).

Fortunately Dodec Man has never had to face the situation of having to poop a suit.. and hopefully never will!

THE DANCE BELT

Dodec Man wears a Bloch "Medium" size Dance Belt under the suit. This keeps the male genatalia in perfect position and has been a godsend since I started using it. Tight it may be.

THE GIRDLE

The Girdle is formed by a large (ex Military) waist belt and a series of black strings that stretch from the shoulders and under Dodec Man's crutch. This holds the suit tightly into the crutch area and gives Dodec Man a far more intense look, as well as preventing the suit from riding around during the intense action of pulling / pushing / stopping the giant dodec ball during the parade.

There. YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED.